Originally published in PlayGuy
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All my my buddies had been giving me a hard time because they didn't
believe I was getting laid often enough. We were all like eighteen and
nineteen and had met up at the gay Youth Center in town. It was cool that we
had the Center and each other, coming out
wasn't the big deal it used to be,
but it was nice to have the extra support. Anyway, my friend Danny had been
pestering me for while to hook up. For some reason the thought of me not
getting any action bothered the shit out of him, and he was determined to
arrange a date for me. I'd begged off or cancelled or just bailed a few
times already, but Danny was tenacious and finally cornered me at a party
with his latest prospect. The kid's name was Jonathan and he was a
muscular good looking guy of twenty one who had apparently had his eye on me
for a while. I felt weird the way Danny kept selling me and pushing for us
to fuck and figured the only way I could get out of it was to go home with
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At his place we made out and disrobed. Jonathan had one of those big bubblebutts like all the beefcake boys and a huge dick. He must have thought
I was a virgin because he said his cock might hurt me so he'd rollover and
get fucked. He was a beautiful boy, but I just couldn't maintain a hard-on.
And after an hour of it going up and down like an elevator, we finally called
it quits without having "done it." I dressed and left for home. |
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The truth was, I WAS getting laid all the time. I'd
gone to the nude beach to check out the dicks and had become friendly with an old
guy and his lover. We had a great time together and they told really
interesting stories and had well developed ideas and were hilariously funny.
We went back to their beach house and ended up having great sex.
I mean the
most amazing stuff imaginable.
Soon Carl and Carlos were introducing me to some of their
cronies and before I knew it I was fucking and sucking a whole troop of
retirees on a regular basis. Old guys turned me on big time, everything
about them made my dick as hard as an iron pipe. The time Carlos took his
teeth out and sucked off me and Carl simultaneously I shot so hard I almost
fainted.
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So I just wasn't into young guys. They lacked
finesse and their balls didn't hang halfway to their knees. There was no way
I could share this with my Center pals. They hated the old geezers and made
fun of them all the time. To them being young and beautiful was everything
and anyone over thirty five should hide themselves away in a basement until
they died. I guess they couldn't understand that one day they'd be the old
queens they mocked so heartlessly.
I sometimes thought it was funny that here I am
"out" to my family, co-workers and schoolmates but still had to keep
my sex life closeted from my gay friends.
Gotta go. I hear there's a position open at the "Old Folks Home". |
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