Third Degree

One of four drawings that illustrated the sexual adventures visited upon the protagonist because of his dog's antics. In this one, he was taken into custody by a couple of bored security guards for an infraction perpetrated by the pooch. A strip search and interrogation later and the three guys are heavy into a three-way party in the tiny enclosed office. I had fun with this one and chose to pick up on only one distinct background structure to focus on. My joy about this delightful series was somewhat dashed when the editor informed me that I could no longer include any animals in the scenarios (not even taxidermy heads!!!) as they might imply bestiality to someone. Who, exactly? I wondered. My high spirits were somewhat deflated by this unnecessary new bit of censorship being imposed on me. The other three dealt with a guy on a park bench, a pair of twin rollerbladers in a club chair, and another guy balancing on a suitcase in front of a window.

— Michael Kirwan

Third Degree — 1998

Originally published in Mandate magazine — January, 1999