Someone on
TV was breathlessly trying to incorporate all the new additions
(let’s not forget anybody!!!) that the “gay liberation” movement
has acquired over the years. The bisexuals, the transgendered, the
transsexuals, the transvestites, the intersexed and who the hell
else has ever crept out of the woodwork with some new sexual
peccadillo to parade in public.
Let’s
get this straight once and for all. Fags want to have sex with men
and a lifestyle (yes, that dreaded word) free from female
supervision. Dykes want to diddle with other ladies and not have
to answer to any men. Pretty simple, very straightforward. So why
exactly are we aligning with these other misfits? Bisexuals just
want to fuck with everybody both literally and figuratively.
They’re annoying in their “shiftiness” and aren’t trying to live
without either male or female interference, they should just do
their same-sex fucking on the side and shut the hell up. They
don’t need a particular designation and they have amble
opportunity to “jump ship” whenever they please. We don’t need
them. Cut them loose.
From what I’ve gleaned of
transvestites, they are for the most part STRAIGHT guys who for
some ungodly reason like to dress up as (ridiculously
unfashionable) woman and humiliate themselves in public. Why are
we supposed to accept ANY straight folk under the “gay umbrella”?
Apparently these aren’t drag queens (another tasteless
sub-population but at least they are QUEER) but rather men with
wives and children whose dress-up fantasies have gotten out of
hand. They’re straight, let the straight community contend with
them. That they buy their dresses in K-Mart should be reason
enough to toss them.
Now comes the truly confused and
confusing. I don’t know all the technical differences between
transgendered and transsexuals but I do know that they are men who
want to have their dicks cut off and to undergo surgery and a
lifetime of chemical “enhancement” to become women. Women who want
to meet a nice guy and move to the suburbs. Women apparently also
go through this procedure to become men so they can marry a “real”
girl and move off to the woods. In both cases these assholes want
to LIVE A STRAIGHT LIFE. Their goal is to cheat and trick their
way into a STRAIGHT lifestyle reversed. They want the Man-Woman
thing that gay people have renounced. They are with us briefly
(until they can go under the knife) and don’t support our basic
premise. The ones that hang around aftercuts are the ones too
fucked-up mentally or physically to be accepted by straight
society. CUT THEM LOOSE. Whatever message they have isn’t ours
(except the women who become men and have sex with men and the men
who become women and have sex with women. Phew! Got that?) and we
don’t need them.
Ah, the intersexed! Those born with
multiple or ambiguous genitalia. Welcome aboard! I’m all in favor
of you guys getting on our program and I am in complete agreement
about not letting doctors relegate, dictate or designate anybody’s
sexual identity as long as your stuff works. No one should
determine who they think you should be sexually. I’m all in favor
of adding green or yellow to the tired blue and pink roster of
idiotic baby gifts. I love all of you and feel free to send snaps
of your organ configuration to the website so I can start
incorporating them in my artwork. If the works appear too baffling
please enclose a note detailing function. Let’s not let one more
intersexed child be butchered by modern medicine!
|