— Originally published in Allboy magazine - May/June, 2002 —

I only wanted my fuckin' tub unplugged.

I wasn't lookin' to get plugged myself... honest!

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Damn, the friggin tub is clogged again, and I'm tryin' to get ready for a date. I just came in from workin' on my car and I'm greasy and dirty and smelly. What the frig am I gonna do now? I think that maybe l can take a bath in the sink but it's so damn small that I can't even clean my dick good in that little friggin' thing. Shit!

So, I go to the phone and call the super, Tony, hopin' to God he's in his apartment and not down at Sparky's suckin' up brews, as usual. I don't know what the hell he can do anyway... it's already six o'clock and too late to call a plumber.

"Hello?" he answers. Well, at least he's there.

"Hey, Mr. Moreno, this is Dirk, in Four-Eff? Yeah, how ya doin? Well, yeah, I got this problem. My tub is plugged up again and it won't drain and I gotta get cleaned up. I hate to bother yez so late, but I just started to run a shower and the water's already four inches deep. You will? Geez, that's great. Thanks. See ya in a minute."

He says he'll be right up. And a coupl'a minutes later he's knockin' at the door with one a' those snakes and a plunger and a bottle of something blue. I'm glad to see him.

Tony's an okay guy. He's old... say around thirty-five or forty, I'd guess... maybe that's not old, but I'm only nineteen so he seems old. He's also really rough-looking, with a big mop of black hair, a four-day growth of beard — always — and big hairy arms that look like a wrestler's. But he's pleasant and always smilin' and pattin' me on the back when he sees me. Maybe he likes me 'cause I don't cause no trouble like some a' the tenants.

"Let's see what the problem is, Dirky-boy," he says and marches into the bathroom. I get a coupl'a beers outta the fridge and follow him.

"Thanks," he smiles. He has really nice warm brown eyes and great-lookin' teeth in his otherwise beat up face, and he takes the beer and sucks on it and then goes to work. Twenty minutes later, he's sweatin' and I'm nervous and the fuckin' tub is still plugged.

"Sorry, kid," he says. "I gotta call the plumber."

"Aw, shit, now what am I gonna do?" I mutter.

"Come on down to my place; you can clean up there," he says.

"Thanks," I reply and grab my towel and soap and follow him to his place in the basement. I didn't know he doesn't have a shower but pretty soon I'm soakin' in a hot tub of water and feelin' good. I'm gonna be real clean for my date.

Suddenly the door opens and I look up and there's Tony in his underwear.

"Ya don't mind if I shave while yer bathin', do ya, kid?" he says. "I gotta date, too, down at Sparky's in about a half hour."

"Naw," I say, but I'm feeling a little weird layin' there in the tub bare-assed naked with the head of my dick floatin' above the water and a guy I hardly know standin' there above me.

He don't say nothin' but starts latherin' up his face and I sorta relax and concentrate on soaping myself up and try not to look up at him. But pretty soon I do and now I'm really embarrassed. He has on these loose shorts and this huge uncut dick, which looks half-hard, is hangin' out of the leg of the shorts and about a foot from my face. I swear I can almost smell the dick smell, it's so close.

"So," he says while he's shavin', "you got some hot girlfriend you're fuckin'?"

"Yeah," I mutter, but I don't. At least, I haven't fucked her yet.

"Bet she likes havin' your hot dick shoved into her tight pussy, huh?"

I'm kinda uncomfortable at where the conversation is going but I figure he's kinda crude... after all, he's a super, right?

"Yeah, she likes it," I mutter and I sorta shove my dick back down under the water because it's getting kinda hard.

"I hope she knows what to do with a nice kid's dick, a nice big dick like you have," he says. I look up and now it is really obvious that Tony's cock is getting hard. It's snaked its way out of his shorts and down his leg and I can see a drop of pre-jizz hanging from the head of it. Man, I never saw a cock that big. His big legs are covered with black hair and his balls are covered with hair and that big sausage is all covered with blue veins and it's sorta throbbin' and I'm feeling really weird.

"Yeah," I muttered.

"Does she know how to suck?" he asks.

"Yeah."

"Women don't really know how to suck a dick," he says.

I don't say a friggin' word. It's like I'm in shock or something, but my cock is obviously listening in a different way because now it's hard as a rock and sticking straight up out of the water.

"Bet she don't suck dick like this," he says.

The next thing I know, Tony is down on his knees and he's bending over and he is taking the head of my cock between his lips and he's sucking on it. I moan and lay back and let him suck me. Man, he's right. I've never had anybody suck me like that. As a matter of fact, I had never had anybody suck me, period.

The next thing that happens is that his hand is under the water and his finger is tickling my asshole. That makes me nervous but I let him continue and, before I know it, he has a finger half way up my ass and it feels good. I didn't know my ass could feel that good. Yeah, I'd stuck my finger up there a time or two, and it was pretty good, but he was twisting his finger and it felt fantastic.

"Stand up and bend over," he growls, and I do and he starts eating my ass which feels so fuckin' fantastic that I'm groaning and moaning and grabbing his huge cock and jackin' him while he shoves his tongue up me.

He puts his cock up against my ass, and instead of saying, "No," I don't say nothing, and pretty soon he's worked the head of that big dick up my ass and the water is sloshing and he's fucking me and I'm making weird noises and asking him to keep fucking. And he does until I feel him stiffen up and a big geyser of hot jizz shoots up my ass about a mile and then I shoot my load all over the tub and in the water and I push him away and have to sit down because I'm all light-headed.

Tony washes off his cock in the sink, and then, dries himself. Then, he takes my towel and is drying my head while I'm sitting there and his big cock is swaying back and forth in front of me. Suddenly I have this urge to taste his big, smelly cock, and I take it in my hand and lick the end of it.

"Oh, man," he says. "Give me a minute or two; I ain't as young as you, kid."

I continue to lick his cock and it's sorta soft so I can get most of it in my mouth, but then it starts getting hard and pretty soon there's no way I can get it all in my mouth, even though I try to take it down my throat.

"You wanna fuck me?" he says and I nod and so he bends over the toilet and I spit on my hand and find his asshole between his hairy cheeks. Then, I fuck him while he holds onto the toilet tank and growls and urges me to fuck him harder.

I shoot another load, this time into his hot asshole and then I pull out and wash up and leave.

I kept my date with Marie, but for some reason I wasn't too interested. I was too fucked out, I guess.

Man, you just never know. Now, I see Tony in the hallway and he nods and goes his way and acts like nuthin' ever happened. I guess I'm gonna have to plug up the fuckin' toilet to get him back up here to my apartment again. I need to get fucked real bad!

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