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Originally published in PlayGuy magazine — November, 1999

Usually, my Dad doesn't bug me because I'm 18, get straight A's, and mind my own business, but this one day, he interrupts my game-playing to say that he'd seen this thing on TV about college boards favoring students who're joiners. He wants me to get into some activity and I agree to try because he's an okay guy and I know it's too late to really get on a team.

The Assistant Coach seems real glad to see me and tells me that the only position available is towelboy.

Sounds good to me, I get the yearbook credit and avoid being clobbered on the field. Hanging around with the horny big-dicked jocks proves to be much more exciting than video games and pretty soon I'm sampling cock. My Father's advice to join a team was the best advice he ever gave me. I saw no reason to tell Dad that the real team I'd become a player for was "Cocksuckers International."

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